Beer Goggles
You
know it’s happened to
you. You thought you
weren’t attracted to
them, but as the night
moved on they started
looking better and
better. By 2 AM they
looked like a model!
This, my friend, is what
is called Beer Goggles.
Now, you can have Beer
Goggles without having
to drink any actual
beer! All you need to do
is download this app for
less than the cost of
even one beer, take a
photo of the person you
wish looked better,
choose the number of
beers you’d like to see
them at, and then voila!
Here’s how it works:
- Choose if you are a
male or a female (you
may need to reverse this
one if you know what I’m
sayin’)
- Choose how many beers
you’d like clouding your
vision
- Choose a saved picture
or shoot a new one right
from the app
- See the hilariousness
that ensues
- Upload your
masterpiece directly to
your Facebook wall, or
save it to your photo
gallery
Beer Goggles is a
fantastically funny app
that will keep you
coming back for more.
There are hidden
delights all over the
app that you discover
through continued use,
and Beer Goggles will be
updated on a regular
basis with new hidden
gems to keep it fresh
time and time again.
Whether you are male or
female, drinker or off
the bottle, social or a
hermit, Beer Goggles is
a must have for anyone
looking to have a blast
with their iPhone.
Disclaimer: May not
mimic reality. May see
things that do not
actually exist. Visual
effects not calibrated
for all weight classes.